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An Open Letter to All Men. Dear Men, It may or may not have occurred to you, but women have an inseparable connection with shopping and fashion, or more specifically with Mango and Zara. During a Mango Sale, predatory instincts surface and cat fights occur as woman fight for the coveted dress/shirt/belt/(insert appropriate fashion item here). The scenes are ugly, and really, not for your eyes. That is the reason why, you should never tag along with your women on a shopping trip to the above-mentioned places, and even more so, during a Mango Sale. Not only does your presence inhibit your girl's predatory instincts from surfacing, you also get in the way of other women who are snatching for that last coveted item. Your glum face and indifferent expression also doesn't help. Do us a favour, will you? The next time you go shopping with your girl at a Mango/Zara/Massimo Dutti/River Island/Ted Baker Sale, kindly excuse yourself from your girl, and head over to the men'a/sports/magazines section. The womanhood in large will thank you. However, please don't forget to leave us your credit card. We thank you for your kind understanding. Labels: Boliao An Impression Was Left @ 4:02 pm
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